Why did the man bring a dictionary to his date? He wanted to define their relationship.

I told my wife she should do more cardio. She chased me with a knife.

Why did the man propose at the bank? He wanted to secure the future.

I asked my wife if she wanted a tropical vacation. She said 'island' way ahead of you.

Why did the man bring a flashlight to his date? He wanted to lighten the mood.

I told my boyfriend he should be more spontaneous. He said he'll schedule it in.

Why did the woman bring a tape measure on her date? To measure up the relationship.

My girlfriend said she wanted us to travel more. So I bought her a globe.

Why did the man bring a compass on his date? He wanted to find direction in the relationship.

My boyfriend said he wanted our love to be eternal. So I bought him a watch.

Why did the man bring a dictionary to dinner? He wanted to define their relationship.

Why did the woman bring a tape measure on her date? She wanted to size up the situation.

Why did the man bring a camera to the relationship? He wanted to capture the moments.

Why did the woman bring a guitar on her date? She wanted to strum up some romance.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about trains. She said 'choo choo choose another joke'.

Why did the man bring a jigsaw puzzle on his date? He wanted to piece things together.

My boyfriend said he wanted to add some spontaneity to our relationship. So I randomly hid his keys.

Why did the woman bring a deck of cards on her date? She wanted to deal with the relationship.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about rocks. She said 'you rock'.

Why did the man bring a basketball on his date? So he could shoot his shot.

My girlfriend said she wanted a ring. So I threw her a onion ring.