Why did the woman break up with the lemon tree? It couldn't commit to a squeeze.

I used to play piano for my girlfriend, but she found it too keypless.

Why did the power outlet break up with the surge protector? It felt like there were too many sparks between them.

My girlfriend said she wanted a break and I said, 'Like a Kit Kat break or a permanent break?'

I told my wife she should do jumping jacks to stay fit. That way she can leap to conclusions faster.

Why did the woman bring a mirror to the date? She wanted to reflect on how it was going.

My girlfriend said she wanted to go skiing, so I told her to 'blizzard' with caution.

Why did the man propose at the beach? He wanted to start a sandcastle empire.

Did you hear about the romance between the shoe and the sock? It was sole-mate love.

Why did the man bring a flashlight to the restaurant? He wanted to shed some light on the menu.

My girlfriend said she wanted to go camping, so I told her to 'tent' to our relationship first.

Why did the man propose at the park? He wanted to take their love to new heights.

My girlfriend said she wanted to swim with sharks, so I told her to 'dive' into the idea carefully.

Did you hear about the relationship between the pen and the pencil? It's write on point.

Why did the man break up with his calendar? Because the relationship was days numbered.

Why did the romantic comedy break up with the action movie? It just wasn't their genre.

I told my girlfriend she should do squats to stay in shape. She replied, 'Why? Do they need a place to sit?'

What do you call two vegetarians in a relationship? A plant-based couple.

Why was the math book always sad? It had too many problems.

I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for his birthday. He said, 'You, wrapped in a bow.' So I got him a mirror.

Why did the couple go to therapy? They needed a heart-to-heart.