What did the painter say to his girlfriend? 'I love you with all the colours of the rainbow.'

I told my husband he should do yoga to relax. He said, 'Namaste in bed.'

Why did the two pickles get into a fight? They were in a real pickle of a relationship.

What did the ocean say to the beach? 'You shore do know how to make me wave.'

I told my girlfriend she should do push-ups to get stronger. She replied, 'The only thing I push up is my credit card.'

What did the grape say to the raisin? 'You used to be so grape, what happened?'

I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to hear a joke about paper. He said, 'Never mind, it's tearable.'

What do you call two pencils in a relationship? Write on cue.

Why did the woman break up with the banker? She lost interest.

I asked my partner if they believe in love at first sight. They said yes, that's why they looked away when they first saw me.

Why do programmers prefer relationships over hookups? They feel more connected.

I asked my girlfriend if she believed in love at first sight. She said yes, that's why she hasn't looked at me since.

My wife is on a tropical fruit diet. The house is full of unripe passion.

Why did the can crusher break up with the can? It was just too clingy.

I told my girlfriend she should be more involved in her own hobbies. She said, 'I didn't even know I had hobbies.'

Why did the date go to the dentist? To improve its bite.

What did the painter say to his partner? 'I love you with all my art.'

I asked my wife if she ever gets a shooting pain up her spine when I'm around. She said no, only a dull ache in her stomach.

Why did the romantic comedy break up with the drama? It just couldn't handle the tension.

Why was the cell phone the perfect partner? It was always there when you needed it.

Why did the cell phone break up with the charger? It felt like it was being drained.