I told my girlfriend she should do yoga to relax. She said, 'Nah, I'm already bent out of shape.'

Why did the man break up with his GPS? It kept giving him the wrong directions in life.

I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to hear a joke about pizza. He said, 'Never mind, it's too cheesy.'

Why did the woman break up with the dentist? She couldn't handle the drilling.

I told my boyfriend he should do push-ups to stay strong. He said, 'I'm already pushing my luck.'

Why did the woman break up with the musician? She couldn't handle all the instruments in the relationship.

I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to hear a joke about construction. He said, 'I'm still working on it.'

Why did the man break up with his credit card? It always maxed out his emotions.

I told my girlfriend she should do ballet to stay graceful. She said, 'I'm already toeing the line.'

Why did the woman break up with the gardener? She felt like their relationship was a little too rooted.

I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to hear a joke about electricity. He said, 'I'm just not feeling it.'

Why did the man break up with his smartphone? He felt like it was always putting him on hold.

I told my girlfriend she should do karate to defend herself. She said, 'I'm already fighting off your bad jokes.'

Why did the man break up with his mirror? He couldn't reflect on their relationship anymore.

I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to hear a joke about plumbing. He said, 'Stop it, you're just draining me.'

Why did the woman break up with the comedian? She thought their love life was a joke.

I told my girlfriend she should do pilates to stay flexible. She said, 'I already bend over backwards for you.'

Why did the man break up with his scale? It always weighed heavy on their relationship.

Why did the woman break up with the tailor? She thought he was too hemmed in.

I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to hear a joke about trains. He said, 'I'm just not on board.'

Why did the man break up with his mirror? He couldn't see a reflection of their future together.