Why did the man propose with a flashlight? He wanted to shed some light on the situation.

Why did the man break up with his GPS? It kept giving him mixed signals.

Why did the woman bring a compass on her date? She wanted to find true love.

Why did the man fall in love with his computer? It had a great motherboard.

Why did the man propose on a roller coaster? He wanted their love to have its ups and downs.

Why did the man take his TV to couples therapy? He thought they needed a better connection.

Why did the man bring an umbrella on his date? He heard it was a good way to make sparks fly.

Why did the woman break up with her mirror? It couldn't reflect her true feelings.

Why did the man propose with a fork? He wanted to show he was ready to commit to pasta dinners for life.

I asked my girlfriend if she ever thought about our future together. She said yes, she sees us arguing over which color to paint the living room.

Why did the man take his desktop to couples therapy? He thought they needed a reboot of their relationship.

Why did the man bring a potted plant on his date? He wanted to see if they could grow together.

Why did the woman break up with the sun? It was too bright of a relationship.

Why did the man propose with a hot dog? He wanted to relish the moment forever.

Why did the man bring a hammer on his date? He heard it was the key to building a strong relationship.

Why did the man bring a GPS on his date? He didn't want to get lost in her eyes.

I told my boyfriend we should take our relationship to the next level. So now we're dating on the upstairs balcony.

Why did the woman break up with the baker? She kneaded more affection than he could provide.

My girlfriend asked me to take her somewhere expensive. So I drove her by a car dealership.

Why did the man propose to the mirror? It showed him a reflection of love.

I asked my husband if he ever thinks about me during the day. He said, 'Am I supposed to?'