What do you call a bear without a date? A 'bear'ly interested.

What did the janitor say to his crush? 'I clean up nicely.'

Why did the smartphone break up with the charger? It found a better connection elsewhere.

What did one light bulb say to the other? 'I'm delighted to see you.'

Why did the man buy his girlfriend a watch? He wanted to give her the gift of time.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a pencil. She said, 'Sure, I'm drawing a blank.'

Why did the bicycle break up with the unicycle? It found someone with more balance.

What did the sock say to the shoe? 'I've got you covered.'

Why did the man bring a map on his date? In case they needed directions to each other's hearts.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a broom. She said, 'Sweep me off my feet.'

Why did the man buy his girlfriend a dictionary? He wanted to expand her vocabulary of love.

What do you call two candles in love? Wick-edly romantic.

Why did the car break up with the motorcycle? It was tired of the cycle of on-and-off relationships.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a tree. She said, 'Leaf it out.'

Why did the clock break up with the hourglass? It couldn't handle the sands of time.

Why did the man give his girlfriend a plant? He wanted their love to blossom.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about a door. She said, 'That sounds like an open and shut case.'

Why did the book break up with the e-reader? It was tired of being judged by its cover.

What did one pillow say to the other? 'You cushion my heart.'

Why did the man take his girlfriend to the bank? He wanted to show her what true interest looks like.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about bread. She said, 'I knead to hear it.'