Why did the woman break up with the pickle? It was always in a pickle about everything.

My boyfriend said he needed some space, so I booked him a ticket to outer space.

Why did the man bring a calculator to his date? He wanted to make sure their chemistry added up.

Why did the man bring a map to his date? Because he heard she's hard to read.

Why did the woman break up with the grape? It was always getting too clingy.

Relationships are like tango. It takes two, and someone usually ends up with sore feet.

Why did the man bring a ladder to his date? He heard she likes high maintenance relationships.

How do you know when you've found the one? When they can finish your sentences before you even start them.

My boyfriend asked me to cook him a romantic dinner. So I made him a microwave meal and called it 'love in every bite'.

I asked my husband if he ever thinks about me when I'm away. He said, 'Who are you again?'

Why did the man break up with his calendar? It had too many dates.

My boyfriend said I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.

Why did the light bulb break up with the power outlet? It couldn't handle the electricity between them.

Why did the pancake break up with the waffle? It found a batter match.

Why did the mathematician break up with his girlfriend? She was too imaginary.

I asked my boyfriend if he believes in love at first sight. He said he does, that's why he never looks at me.

Why did the book lover break up with his girlfriend? She just wasn't his type.

My girlfriend told me to stop trying to be like Thor. So I put down my hammer.

Why did the music teacher break up with her metronome? It couldn't keep up with her tempo.

I asked my wife if she knew any good jokes about sodium. She said Na.

Why did the dentist break up with her boyfriend? He was always flossing around.