What did the grape say to the raisin? Quit wine-ing about being single.

Why do programmers prefer relationships to be in code? Because they like things to be well-defined.

Why did the man propose to his bread? Because he wanted to be kneaded.

Why did the psychic break up with his girlfriend? She could see right through him.

Why did the bed and pillow break up? They just couldn't get comfortable together.

Why did the Spanish couple decide to break up? They just couldn't find the 'siesta' harmony.

Why did the detective break up with the criminal? They were always at 'case'.

Why did the couple break up at the bakery? They couldn't find a 'sweet' compromise.

Why did the music lovers break up? They were always in a different 'tune'.

Why did the fitness couple break up? They couldn't 'workout' their issues.

Why did the computer break up with the printer? It found someone more compatible.

Why did the gossip magazine break up with the newspaper? It was tired of all the headlines.

Why did the couple decide to break up at the seafood restaurant? They were in a real 'krill' mood.

Why did the lovebirds break up at the pet store? They had a 'ruff' relationship.

Why did the man propose to his router? He heard it had great connectivity.

Why did the girl break up with the internet? It kept buffering.

Why did the couple go to therapy after falling in love at the coffee shop? They had too much steam.

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

I used to date a baker, but we couldn't work out our relationship. I kneaded more space.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years, then we met.

Why did the couple break up at the beach? It was just a sand relationship.