Why couldn't the computer take its vows? It had too many 'windows' open!

What do you call someone who plays peekaboo in church? A pew peeper.

Why don't cats eat mice on Sundays? They prefer to observe the purrspective of the Sabbath.

What do you call a sleepwalking pastor? A roamin' Catholic, just like a wandering disciple.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta - just like fake prophets.

Why do cows make great priests? They have a strong belief in the moos and the herd.

What do you call a bear with no ears? B - ear-less, just like the importance of listening to God.

Why did the fisherman go to church? To pray for cod's blessings.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was holy tired from spreading the good word.

What kind of gum do angels chew? Halos, just like a chewable form of divine intervention.

Did you hear about the avocado that found religion? It became an avo-catholic.

Why was the belt arrested? Because it saw the Bible and was caught in a verse, just like a sinner.

Why did the skeleton go to the party at the church? He heard they had a bone-afide priest.

Why did the leprechaun go to confession? He had a pot of sins to confess.

What does a cloud wear under his robe? Thunderwear.

I asked the priest if we could play soccer in the church. He said no, because the game is full of sinners.

Why did the ghost convert to Christianity? He heard holy spirits are always welcomed.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta - just like a fake prophet!

How do you know when a joke is a dad joke? When it's a-parent.

Why did the burglar break into the church? He heard they had very valuable cross(es).

Why did the preacher go to therapy? He had too many sermon-related issues.