What do you call a stolen church bell? A klepto-'chime'!

Why do cows make excellent churchgoers? They always say 'amen'!

Why did the angel go to therapy? He was tired of always having to 'wing' it!

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a minister? A 'fang-tastic' sermon!

Do you know why Noah might not have gone fishing on his ark? He only had two worms!

What do you get when you cross a diva with a nun? A 'sister act' that steals the show!

Why did the bishop go broke? His prayers were always charged to heaven!

What do you call a nun who's also a comedian? A holy 'jester'!

Why did the monk turn to comedy? He wanted to spread some 'monk'-ey business!

Did you hear about the computer that went to church? It had a lot of 'viruses' it needed to confess!

What do you call a group of killer whales that attend church? An orca-stra!

Why don't aliens go to church? Because they already know the truth about the universe!

What do you call someone who plays the church organ with their feet? A toe-stimonial musician!

Why did the pastor break up with the internet? Too many pop-up ads!

How do angels communicate? By sending a 'halo'gram!

What's a priest's favorite type of exercise? Cross fit!

Why did the sun go to church? To get a little 'light' reading!

Why did the ghost sit on the church's roof? It wanted to be a 'high' spirit!

What do you call a religious fruit? A pray-pple!

Why did the skeleton go to the church dance? To 're-bone-nate' with the crowd!

What type of shoes do ninjas wear in the synagogue? Sneak-ers!