What do you call a group of chess enthusiasts bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you're a mouse!

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was liquidating!

Why was the giraffe the best animal in the Bible? Because he was the only one who liked high places!

What did God say when he created the first man? I can do better!

How did Moses part the Red Sea? With a sea-saw!

Why do angels never play hide and seek? Because good people are always found!

What do you call a childish angel? A cherub in the rough!

Why did Noah build his ark out of wood? Because he wanted to float his stock!

Why did the princess become a nun? She wanted to be a ruler in heaven!

What do you call a group of unorganized cats who attend church? A cat-astrophe!

What is a priest's favorite type of tea? Praise tea!

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he got lost at C!

I would tell you a joke about a wall, but I'm afraid you would never get over it.

I'm reading a book on the science of gravity. It's very down to earth.

I'm friends with a tree. We're well rooted.

I'm reading a book on teleportation. It's moving me to another place.

Why did the skeleton go to church? To repent for his sins!

What do you call someone who steals pigs? A hamburglar!

Why did the bird join the church choir? Because it had perfect pitch!

Where do sheep go to get a haircut? To the baa-baa shop!