Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
Where do demons go to pray? Hell's Angels Clubhouse.
When Moses was coming down the mountain, he tripped and the tablets broke. Guess you could say he lost his 'religion'.
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest in a church choir? An investigator.
Why did the pizza place close down during Lent? They lost too much dough from not serving meat on Fridays.
Why do hymns sound so much better when played on an organ? Because everything sounds better in A minor.
What's a priest's favorite type of bean? Lentils.
During the lockdown, the church should have been able to hold 10 people or less. But why did they close the doors? They were afraid of a super spreader event.
Did you hear about the spiritual leader who could predict the future by rolling dice? He was a real pro-phet.
Why did the archaeologist go to church? He heard they had great relics.
Why was the broom late to the religious ceremony? It got swept up in traffic.
What do you call a divine fruit? A pray-pple.
Why did the pastor keep a guitar in the freezer? He wanted to play cool music during worship.
What do you call a group of spiritual whales? A pray of cetaceans.
Why did the astronaut bring a Bible to space? He wanted to explore the universal truth.
What do you call an angel who doesn't follow the rules? A fallen celest-ial.
Why did the monk meditate under a tree? He heard it was a scripture-ure spot.
Why did the ghost join the church choir? It had a hauntingly beautiful voice.
What do you call a religious service on a boat? Preach-on-the-sea.
Why did the vampire convert to Christianity? He wanted to get a little more sun in his life.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! Unless it's blessed by a priest first.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite, which is a lot like holy water for vampires.