Why did the choir all become bakers? They wanted to sing in yeast!

How does the tooth fairy stay religious? By believing in incisor blessings!

Why did the pious gardener win an award? He had a praying mantis in his garden!

What do you call a priest who becomes a chef? A holy roller!

Why don't crabs say grace before eating? They're shellfish!

What do you call a group of singing priests? A choir-archy!

Why was the preacher good at soccer? He had divine intervention!

How do you know if a nun is a stand-up comedian? She always has a habit of making people laugh!

Why did the devout cow go to synagogue? It heard they had a moover of a rabbi!

What do you call a religious vegetable? A pray-tato!

Why did the monk go to the dentist? He wanted to meditate on his root canal!

How do you organize a space pilgrimage? You planet!

What do you call a holy roller who is afraid of heights? A churchmouse!

Why was the battery always religious? It kept praying for a recharge!

How did the priest fix his computer? With holy software!

What do you call a religious basketball team? A prayer group!

Why did the chef become a monk? He wanted to achieve a higher sauté!

How do priests stay in shape? They do holy yoga!

What do you give a sick bird of prey? Hawk-ly communion!

Why did the nun carry snacks to church? She was worried about her soul food!

How do you know when a nun is on a diet? She's giving up cross buns!