How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor? He had a lot of back trouble!

Why did the skeleton go to church? To pray for some body!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a priest? Chilly blessings!

Why did the gingerbread man go to church? He was feeling crumby and needed some divine intervention!

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A 'cant' opener - just like praying to a silent god!

Why did the gingerbread man go to church? He kneaded a little extra dough-nation!

Why couldn't the bicycle find peace at the monastery? It couldn't handle the 'cycle' of silence!

Why did the choir director go to jail? He was caught 'harmonizing' with a minor!

How does a priest keep his pants up? With 'holy' belt!

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to church? She heard the sermon was going to be 'uplifting'!

I told a chemistry joke at Mass, but no one reacted.

Why did the skeleton go to the church? To hear the organ 'bone'cert!

Why do angels always carry harps? Because horns are too dangerous!

I asked a priest if he believed in ghosts. He replied, 'No, but I have seen some Holy Spirits!'

Did you hear about the cross-eyed nun? She couldn't see heaven straight!

Why did the monk refuse to go on a diet? He couldn't give up his 'holy' donuts!

Why did the teacher go to church on a Tuesday? Because he heard it was a good way to avoid 'Hump Day'!

Why don't you ever hear a pterodactyl in church? Because they are all 'pterorbital'!

What do you call a snowman in the summer? Praise the 'Meltingsiah'!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite in the 'midnight mass'!

Why did the burglar break into the church? He heard there were 'heavenly' rewards!