Why did the atheist start a choir group? He wanted to experience a 'non-believable' harmony!

What is a pirate's favorite religious holiday? Arrrrr-sh Wednesday!

How do you know if your cat is religious? It keeps 'purring' for forgiveness!

What do you call a nun who moonlights as a magician? Sister Presto!

Why did the monk refuse to eat chili? He wanted to avoid 'en-lightening' experiences!

How does an angel greet people? 'Halo there!'

Why did the Buddhist refuse to gossip? He believed in 'Karma-sutra'!

What kind of car does the devil drive? A hell-vetica!

Why don't ants go to church? They already live in an 'ant-ctuary'!

How do you know if your cat is religious? It keeps 'meow-sing' hymns at night!

Why did the nun become a referee? She wanted to keep the 'holy' spirit alive in sports!

Why did the pastor open a bakery? He wanted to make holy rolls!

How do you know if a vampire is religious? They're always cross!

What is a nun's favorite music genre? Gregorian chant!

What do you call a religious vegetable patch? A prayer garden!

Why was the devout tennis player a bad server? He couldn't get past the deuce-ology!

How do rabbis communicate underwater? Through Hebrew-ubbles!

What do you call a religious dog who loves to gamble? A pray-ther!

What do you call a nun who is a parkour expert? A sister flip!

Why did the computer go to church? It had too many bugs!

How did the solar panel become religious? It found enlightenment in the sun!