Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
Why did the chicken go to church service? To visit the egg-sorcist!
What was the religious turtle's favorite game? Bible go!
Why did the pastor decorate the church with lettuce? He wanted to make a prayer salad!
How did the atheist become religious? He saw the light...ning!
What do you call a choir of pigs? Sow-pranos!
Why was the yoga instructor always late to church? He was stuck in a Hatha traffic jam!
Why did the choir practice get rained out? They couldn't find the right key!
What do you get when you mix a snowman and a baker? Frosting!
Why was the atheist offended by algebra? Because they don't believe in higher powers!
Why do cows go to church on Sundays? They want to hear the moosic!
What did the bread say to the butter during church? Amen, butter me up!
Did you hear about the priest who became a gardener? He found a calling in planting seeds of faith!
Why did the rabbi bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Where do sheep go on vacation? The baaaahamas!
Why did Noah only fish for two days on the ark? He didn't want to make it a fish story!
Did you know that Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud?
Jesus can walk on water, but can he swim on land?
Why do cannibals avoid clergymen? They taste a little 'holy'.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Why didn't the skeleton go to church? He had no body to go with.
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, 'What is this, a joke?'