What did the atheist say to the nun? There's nunbelievable coincidences.

Why was the math book so religious? It had a lot of division.

Why do monks always recycle? They believe in re-incanation.

What did the cheese say to the priest? Bless me, Father, for I have brie.

How does a computer virus pray? Infect, thy will be done.

Why don't horses go to church? They're afraid of baying-men.

What did the ruler say to the bishop? Don't be so square.

Why did the scarecrow become a monk? It wanted to be outstanding in its field.

How did the astronaut practice religion in space? He prayed in orbit.

What do you get when you cross a priest with a gardener? Holy thyme.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor who forgot the onions? Make me one with nothing.

Why did the squirrel go to church? To confess its nutty behaviors.

What do you call a hotdog given to a pastor? A pray dog.

How did the grape become so spiritually enlightened? It went to grape mass.

Why don't trees go to church? They already have strong roots.

What do you call a nun who's also a chef? A stir-fry sister.

Why did the insurance salesman go to church? To pray for good premiums.

How does an electrician practice religion? By staying current with the divine.

What did the atheist say to the nun who cut them off in traffic? Holy road rage.

Why was the coffee so religious? It was always getting brewed in praise.

What do you get when you cross a religious leader with a dog? A canine-ical figure.