Why did the computer scientist go to church? To download some blessings.

Why did the math teacher refuse to use email? He preferred sin and cos.

Why was the robot so good at religion? It had a lot of faith in circuits.

Why did the chicken go to church? To say the poultry-ghost.

Where do angels have class? At God's school for good deeds.

Why did the Zen master refuse Novocaine? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the semicolon break up with the parentheses? It wasn't the right clause for a relationship.

Why did the preacher go to therapy? He had too many issues.

How did Noah keep fit on the ark? He did a lot of plank exercises.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out on the internet? They love to lurk in chat rooms.

What do you call a nun who is a good lover? A Romancing Catholic.

Why couldn't the pirate get into heaven? He had a hook for a hand.

Why did the king go to the convent? To look for the king's nuns.

What happens when you dress up as a nun for Halloween? You get holyween.

What do you call a nun who loves to play tennis? Sister Serena.

Why did the atheist start a church choir? He wanted to preach a-cappella.

Why did the pastor install WiFi in the church? To get a stronger connection to the Holy Spirit.

How do you make a plumber sad? By asking him to vent his feelings.

Where do cows go on Sunday mornings? To the Moo-ving church service.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? It had a great pullet voice.

How does a priest prepare his coffee? He uses De-Caf.