Why was the Bible so good at basketball? It always had faith in its shot.

Why did the scarecrow go to church? He was outstanding in his field.

Why did the avocado go to church? It wanted to become closer to guac.

Why did the computer go to church? It had too many viruses.

What do you call a group of musical nuns? A chord of Sisters.

Why did the chicken join a cult? It was looking for divine intervention.

Why couldn't the sun go to church? It lost its halo.

Why did the angel get detention? It had harp strings attached.

How did the computer get closer to God? It went to the cyber chapel.

What do you call a nun with a sense of humor? Laughing Sister.

Why did the ghost become a monk? It wanted to live a spirit-ual life.

What do you call a judgmental nun? Sister Act

Why did the teddy bear become a Buddhist? It wanted to meditate on inner stuffing.

Why couldn't the pirate find peace? He had too many arrrrgggghh-guments.

Why did the tree go to church? It wanted to branch out spiritually.

What do you call a cat with a halo? Heavenly.

Why did the vegetable become religious? It found pea-ce.

Why did the gardener become a priest? He wanted to grow spirituality.

What do you call a religious horse? A neigh-sayer.

Why couldn't the flower go to church? It had to petal its way through the day.

Why did the turkey join the monastery? It was tired of being roasted.