Why did the choir members go to jail? They got caught for harmonizing without a permit.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun on a diet? A Roamin' Catholic.

Why did the pastor carry a watch to church? To keep track of his sermon times.

What do you call a religious cat? A purrrayer warrior.

Why did the angel go to therapy? It had too many harp-related issues.

What did the nun say when she walked into the bar? 'Holy spirits!'

Why did the skeleton go to church? It needed some body to love.

How does a priest prepare his coffee? He uses a prayercolator.

What do you call a shady religious leader? A con-vincer.

Why couldn't the sesame seed go to church? It's too small to knead.

Why couldn't the pirate become a monk? He couldn't part with his booty.

What's a priest's favorite type of pasta? Hail Mary-nara.

Why did the Buddhist refuse to carry an umbrella? He wanted to feel one with the rain.

Why don't scientists study cats? They are purrplexing creatures.

Why did the rabbi become a gardener? He wanted to find peace in the plants.

Why did the yoga instructor become a monk? They both believe in finding inner peace.

Why did the tomato turn red in church? It saw the salsa and got jalapeno business.

What did the priest say to the baked beans? 'Let us spray.'

Why don't skeletons go to church? They have no body to praise with.

What's a pastor's favorite dessert? Angel food cake.

Why did the chicken go to church? To hear the egg-citing sermon.