How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of eggs-ercise.

Why did the choir group go to jail? They got caught for 'harmony'.

What type of car does Jesus like to drive? A Christler.

Why did the religious pirate go to church? To pray for good 'sea'sons.

How does a priest brew his coffee? He uses a Catholic press.

What do you call a religious insect? A praying mantis.

Why couldn't the athlete get into heaven? He kept running out of breath.

Why do ghosts love churchyards? They find them very 'grave'.

What did the nun say to the priest while fixing the roof? 'Surely, we have a higher calling.'

Why did the shepherd bring a hairdryer to the nativity scene? To dry the flock's hair.

How do you organize a space party for the planets? You 'planet' in advance.

Why did the mummy go to church? It heard they were wrapping up the sermon.

What's a priest's favorite kind of tea? Holy infusion.

Why was the church welcomed by the eco-conscious community? It has a 'divine' recycling program.

Why did the lettuce go to church? To pray for a 'head' of salvation.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite but he has a 'chilling' testimony.

What's a ghost's favorite religious holiday? 'Boo'-rim.

Why was the zombie invited to the religious gathering? They wanted an undead-stander.

Why do cows love church music? They find it 'moo-ving'.

How do angels send messages? By 'holy' mail.

Why did the religious astronaut refuse to fly to Mars? He didn't want to 'planet' travel against his beliefs.