What do you call excessive pilfering from a church collection plate? A cardinal sin!

Why did the chicken attend church service? It heard the preacher's sermon was 'egg-ceptional'!

Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church? Because he heard the service was going to be uplifting!

How does a priest keep his pants up? With a cross belt!

Why do monks always have clean hands? Because they use holy sanitizer!

Why did the nun go to the baseball game? To catch a foul ball!

Why did the nun bring a ladder to the church? She heard the choir was going to reach new heights!

Did you hear about the group of priests who opened a bakery? They make cross buns!

How do you organize a space party in a convent? You planet!

Why did the pastor carry a microphone everywhere? He wanted to preach to the choir!

Why was the preacher's outfit wrinkled? He had too many sermons to press!

How do angels greet each other at church? They say 'halo'!

What did the church say at the dentist appointment? 'Holy toothache!'

Why did the church music director go to jail? He got caught 'conductor'-ing an illegal choir session!

Why don't demons get invited to church potlucks? They always bring deviled eggs!

Why did the atheist go to church? He wanted to give it a 'try' before saying 'no'!

Why did the math book look so sad at the church service? It had too many problems!

Why did the belt get arrested at church? It held up a pair of pants during a waistful sermon!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite during a cold church service!

Why was the math book upset at the church potluck? It wanted more 'pi'-zza!

Why did the scarecrow win an award at the church talent show? Because he was outstanding in his field!