Why did the werewolf convert to Buddhism? To find inner fleas!

I asked the priest if he wanted to hear a joke about construction... he said he couldn't build up the excitement!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants to the game? In case he got a hole in one during his prayers!

What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear who loves to sing hymns!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea instead of the bay? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

What do you call a group of musical whales singing gospel songs? A pod of choir-angels!

Why did the computer go to church? To pray for more memory and faster processors!

What did the grape say after the Sunday service? Holy wine, that was a grape sermon!

Why did the tomato turn red during the religious discussion? It was embarrassed by its lack of holy sauces!

What do you call a dog in church? A holy hound who loves to paws and pray!

How do angels stay fit? They do heavenly workouts and lift prayers!

Why do cows love going to church? They enjoy the 'moo-sic' and 'holy cow-munion'!

What do you call a duck praying for breadcrumbs? A quack-er of faith!

Why did the math book go to church? It heard it had problems to solve in the holy Scriptures!

What's a monk's favorite breakfast? Pray-le syrup and contemplation toast!

Why don't chickens ever go to church? They can't concentrate during hen-tervals!

What do you call a religious owl? A 'hoo-ly' bird who says prayers at night!

Why did the ghost become a monk? It wanted to get in the 'spirit' of things!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a baker? Frosting.

Why did the ghost go to church? To improve its spiritual boo-titude.

How do you get a nun's attention? Wave to her and say 'Hi, Sister!'.