How does a witch pray? With a broomstick in one hand and a spellbook in the other.

What do you call a religious fisherman? A reel believer.

Why did the zombie go to confession? He wanted to 're-dead'-icate himself to a new afterlife.

How do you know if a priest is good at fishing? He always has 'bass'-ic instincts.

Why did the atheist cross the road? To mock the chicken for believing in higher powers.

What do you get when you cross a priest and a lawyer? Someone who is always ready to save your soul and sue your pants off.

Why did the skeleton go to church? He heard they had a bone-chilling choir.

How did the computer hacker find inner peace? By deleting his bad karma.

Why don't vampires like religious symbols? They can't stand the stake in their beliefs.

Why did the mummy become a priest? He heard they have a wrapped audience.

What do you call a group of witches at church? Sin-ister Sisters.

Why did the pastor get a second job? He needed to make some 'holy' bread.

Why did the ghost become a nun? She wanted to live in a higher spirit.

How do you make a venison choir? You hunt for the right deer notes.

Why don't demons go to church? They can't handle the hell-fire sermons.

What did the rabbi say to the avocado? Guac is my religion.

Why was the priest good at baseball? He was always on base with his prayers.

Why do monks make good therapists? They have a lot of monksense.

What did the pastor say to the shoemaker? Walk a mile in my soul's shoes.

How do you know if a clown is religious? He's always joking about holy water turning into wine.

Why did the nun become a comedian? She had a habit of making people laugh.