Why do churches never play hide and seek? Good luck finding the altar boy!

Why was the math book happy at church? It solved its 'sin' problems!

Why do spiders make great priests? They find the web divine!

How do you organize a space party in church? You planet!

I used to be a circus performer, but I quit because I didn't have the balance.

If there was someone selling mirrors in your neighborhood, I could understand being skeptical.

I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.

Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church? To take sermons to a higher level!

What do you call a group of chess-playing priests? Bishopric!

Why did the monk bring a flashlight to meditation? He was looking for inner light!

Why did the nun open a bakery? She had a lot of knead for bread!

What happens to illegally parked cars at the seminary? They get towed to cloister!

Why did the pastor stand on one leg during his sermon? He wanted to preach a balanced message!

What do you call a group of singers who drive too fast? A reckless choir!

Why do ghosts love going to church? They feel right at home in the spirit-filled atmosphere!

Why don't demons like to play hide-and-seek? Because good always finds them!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does egg-cercise!

Why do demons and ghouls get along so well? They both have a strong belief in ghoul-ty pleasures!

Why did the vampire get kicked out of church? He kept going for the jugular during communion!

Why did the ghost go to church? To exorcise its inner demons!

What do you get when you cross a witch with a priest? Holy hexes!