Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
Why was the lightning bolt a great Bible teacher? It always struck the perfect Chapter and Verse.
What do you call a sleepwalking monk? A roamin' Catholic.
Why don’t aliens attend religious services? They already have plenty of space for worship.
Why did the scarecrow become a pastor? He was outstanding in his field of faith.
What do you get when you combine a cow with a monk? Holy cow!
Why did the choir practice at the baseball field? They wanted to hit all the right notes.
What do you call a fear of giants? Fee, fi, phobia.
Why did the pastor switch to tea instead of coffee? He wanted to be steeped in the Word.
Why did Moses and his friends never play hide and seek? Good luck hiding from the guy who parted the Red Sea.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite that lasts forever.
I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction. It must've been too basic.
Why did the atheist go to church? To get some holy WiFi!
Why did the choir practice at the beach? They wanted to hit the high Cs!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear, perfect for the communion!
Why did the pastor plant a garden? So he could have a little time for sermon-seed-ing!
Why did the church organ break up with the piano? They were having a bad organ-ization!
Why did the skeleton go to the party at the synagogue? He heard there was going to be a lot of hip-bone dancing!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear... just like Samson after a visit from Delilah!
Why did the the pastor switch to decaf? He didn't want to give his congregation too much 'brewed' strength!
How does a rabbi make a decision? He lets it marinate until it becomes kosher!
Why don't witches fight over brooms? They prefer to sweep things under the rug... just like the Vatican!