Why did the priest go to the store? He needed to get some exorcise.

Why did Batman and Robin stop going to church? They found the experience bat-tling.

What do you call a religious owl? A monk-ey.

Why did the cowboy go to church? He wanted to steer himself in the right direction.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does egg-ercise.

Why did the chicken join a religious sect? It wanted to cross the road to enlightenment.

What do you get when you mix a preacher and a gardener? A sermon on the mount.

Why did the chef become a monk? He wanted to whisk away his sins.

What did the Deviled Egg say to the Potluck? 'I'm on a roll!'

Why did the atheist go to church? He wanted some divine inspiration.

How did the snowman celebrate Christmas? With an icy prayer.

What do you call a holy jeans sale? A denim-nation.

Why did the scarecrow become a priest? It was outstanding in its field of faith.

What do you call a nun who moonlights as a comedian? A funny sister.

Why did the banana go to Sunday school? To learn about its peelings.

What did the yogi say to the hot dog vendor? 'Make me one with everything.'

Why did the magician become a monk? He wanted a life of disappearances.

What do you get when you cross a marathon runner and a nun? Sister speed.

Why are angels good at baseball? They always have a heavenly pitch.

What do you call a religious dog? Canine-onical.

Why did the pastor become a gardener? He wanted to cultivate some heavenly blooms.