Why was the Easter egg hiding? It was a little chicken.

Why did the pilgrims' car break down on the way to the new world? It had Plymouth Rock in its engine.

Why did Noah only eat fish on the ark? Because he was on a seafood diet.

What do you call a cold, religious holiday? Chilly Friday.

Why do vampires never go to church? They don't like the holy water.

Where do ghosts go to pray? A parish haunting.

Why don't ants get sick? Because they have all the antibodies.

Why was the mummy such a bad employee? It kept wrapping up deadlines.

What do you call a group of musical monks? A jammin' monastery.

Why did the spiritual person go to therapy? To find inner peace.

What do you call a group of singing religious leaders? A gospel choir.

Why did the religious leader love the baseball game? He got to witness some great catches.

How do Catholic nuns count their blessings? On their rosary beads.

Why did the minister start a gardening business? He wanted to help people plant seeds of faith.

What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her? Namaste.

Why was the mathematician bad at religious studies? He couldn't count on divine intervention.

How did the religious monk pay for his pizza delivery? With pray-peroni.

Why did the Dalai Lama refuse to post on social media? He wanted to live in the moment.

What did the pastor say at the coffee shop? Have faith, there's a latte hope.

Why did the priest go to the pet store? To get a little holy 'claw'rimony.

Why did the atheist go to school? To get a higher education.