Why did the mummy become a religious scholar? He had a lot of wrap-ture knowledge.

How do you communicate with a fish on Good Friday? Drop it a line.

Why did the rabbi bring a ladder to the sermon? He wanted to reach new heights of understanding.

What did the pastor say when his computer crashed during his sermon? God must have other plans for this PowerPoint.

Why was the gospel singer a lifeguard? He wanted to save souls and lives.

How do you know if a church is environmentally friendly? It has a good congregation of green thumbs.

Why couldn't the pirate find his Bible? It was lost at sea in the book of Jonah.

What kind of car does a pastor drive? A pray-us.

Why did the monk refuse an umbrella during the rainstorm? He wanted to meditate on the clouds.

How do you make a Presbyterian cross? Throw the ball to the open mission.

Why did the pastor start a baking business? He wanted to knead the dough into better believers.

What's the best way to communicate with a ghost? Through a seance-ational experience.

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Fish royale.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in-tents.

I told a chemistry joke in church, but I got no reaction.

Why couldn't the bicycle find its way to heaven? It lost its handlebars.

I would tell you a joke about the Holy Spirit, but it's a gas!

Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? She wanted to see if time flies.

Why did the atheist go to church? He wanted to use the Wi-Fi.

I told a joke about Noah's Ark, but it didn't float with everyone.

Why do cows in India go to religious meetings? Because they're all part of the moo-vement.