Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
Did you hear about the cheese that became a monk? It wanted to attain a higher cheddar of enlightenment!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear-y!
Why did the fisherman start going to church? He heard the preacher was reelin' them in!
What do you call a sheep with a halo? A baa-ditude!
Why don't skeletons fight in church? They don't have the guts!
Did you hear about the psychic who escaped from prison? The headlines read: 'Medium at large'!
Why did the chef become a monk? He wanted to cook up some divine recipes!
What do you call a fish that's lost its religion? A krill seeker!
Why do cows go to church on Sundays? To hoof it to the holy cow-munion!
Did you hear about the apple that joined a religious sect? It wanted to be a part of the core belief system!
Why did the computer go to church? It had a bad case of the cyber-sins!
Why did the skeleton stay in school? He had a lot of backbone!
Did you hear about the garden gnome who became a monk? He was looking for a more zen lifestyle!
Why don't lobsters share with others? Because they're shellfish!
What do you call a ghost who haunts a bakery? A flour ghost!
Why did the pencil go to church? It wanted to draw closer to God!
What do you call a nun who's also a boxer? Sister Knockout!
Why did the grape stop going to church? It couldn't wine-take the sermons anymore!
Did you hear about the atheist grave robber? He always left the bodies where he found them!
Why did the duck join the church choir? It wanted to put its duck-tations to good use!
What do you call a nun who's also an artist? A sister in paint!