Why did the monk get a job at the ice cream shop? He wanted to serve up some 'divinely creamy' scoops!

What do you call a nun who loves to dance? Sister Shuffle!

Why did the pastor become a mechanic? He wanted to help people 'tune up' their faith!

What do you get when you cross a nun and a clown? A holy jester!

Why did the baker go to church? He kneaded a little faith!

What do you call a nun who works at a bakery? A heavenly baker!

Why did the choir singer go to jail? He got caught harmonizing!

What do you get when you cross a nun and a computer? A sister who bytes!

Why did the tomato go to confession? It had a lot of sin to ketchup on!

What do you call a nun who is a great athlete? A runner of faith!

Why do cows go to church? They want to hear the 'moo'sic!

What do you get when you cross a pastor and a gardener? Holy thyme!

Why did the astronaut become a monk? He wanted to take a vow of space!

What do you call a group of singing elephants? A gospel!

Why was the math book so religious? It had a lot of problems to calculate a higher power!

What did the grape say after the nun stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Why did the zombie avoid churches? It couldn't handle all the crosses!

What do you call a sheep that does martial arts? Lamb-chop!

Why did the preacher tape his sermon to the wall? He wanted to deliver a sticky message!

What do you get when you cross a nun and a dog? A holy rover!

Why did the pastor start a gardening business? He wanted to help people sow their seeds of faith!