What do you call a nun who loves to dance? A tap-pious dancer.

Why did the choir have to practice in the gym? To hit the high notes in physical fitness.

How do you make holy water spicy? Add some pray-per flakes.

What do you call a pastor who loves to cook? A roast of faith.

Did you hear about the church that caught fire? The preacher was too hot to handle!

Why did the balloon go to church? It wanted to be blown away by the sermon!

What do you call a divine avocado? Holy guacamole!

Why don't cows ever attend church? They have their own congregation called 'Moo-slims'!

How do angels communicate with each other? They send prayers through the heavenly WiFi.

What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a detective? A Thanksgiving mystery!

Why was the Bible thrown out of the baseball game? It got caught stealing second base!

How do you know when you're in a Christian fish market? The prices are always halibut!

Why did the priest start a vegetable garden? To put a little 'soul' in every salad!

What do you call a group of spiritual dolphins? Zen-dolphins!

Why did the monk refuse anesthesia during surgery? He wanted to remain conscious of his blessings.

How do you get a nun to stop praying? Ask her to clap in the middle of her prayers.

Why don't skeletons fight in church? They don't have the stomach for it.

What do you call a nun who works in a bakery? A kneadless sister.

Why was the musician kicked out of the church? He was playing with too much organ.

Why did the preacher write a letter on his boat? He wanted to send a prayer mail.

Why did the seminary student bring a ladder to church? He heard the service was going to be uplifting.