What do you call a nun who is a boxer? Sister Knockout.

Why did the skeleton go to the disco? To shake his bones.

How did the atheist win the argument? They used logic and reason.

Why do pastors never play hide and seek with kids? Because good pastors are hard to find.

What do you call a nun on a diet? A Roman Catholic.

Why was the belt baptized? It held up a pair of pants by the grace of God.

How did the avocado propose to the tortilla? With Holy Guacamole.

What did the priest say to the actor? 'Break a leg and let us pray.'

Why did the burglar never target the church? He didn't want to end up in the Lord's house.

Why was the math teacher good at geometry? They had faith in the angles.

How does a bishop keep their clothes wrinkle-free? They have divine ironing skills.

Why did the pastor get a dog? To have a little extra preacher in the house.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? It had faith in its ability to cluck in tune.

How did the religious leader treat a cold? With a little extra holy water.

How does a pirate practice their religion? They pray-rrr.

Why did the nun bring a ladder to confession? To reach new heights of repentance.

What do you call a religious fish? A cod-fearing creature.

Why was the priest always calm during debates? They had lots of experience with sermons.

How do you make a holy cheese sandwich? With immaculate reception.

What happened to the church with the broken bells? It lost its faith in time management.

Why did the monk meditate in a cave? He needed a little space away from monk business.