What kind of car does the Pope drive? A holy roller.

Why do vampires never attack nuns? They have holy water.

What's a nun's favorite type of music? Gospel.

Why did the pastor go to the bakery? He heard they had great sermons.

Why did the nun sit at the computer all day? She was praying to Google.

Why couldn't the Dalai Lama sleep? He was always up thinking.

Why did the monk refuse to share his map? He wanted to find his own path.

What do you call a priest who performs magic? A prestidigitator.

Why did the nun become a gardener? She wanted to help her faith blossom.

What do you call a pastor on a boat? A holy roller.

Why did the priest bring a map to the sermon? To navigate through the Bible.

Why couldn't the rabbi play poker? He kept folding on faith.

What do you call a bear in a church? A prayful bruin.

Why did the nun join the basketball team? To help with her jump shot prayers.

What did the pastor say to the garden? Let us 'pray'.

Why did the pastor always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw closer to God.

What do you call a group of apathetic monks? Unenthusediasts.

Why did the nun take up gardening? She wanted to cultivate her blessings.

How do you make a clean joke dirty? Just add a sprinkle of holy water.

What do you call a cold religious leader? A chili priest.

Why did the Dalai Lama become a chef? He wanted to find inner peas.