Why was the church computer cold? It was filled with nothing but frozen prayers.

How does a priest start a conversation with a bear? 'Let us prey.'

What do you call a religious fish? A holy mackerel.

Why did the pastor start a vineyard? To grow some heavenly spirits.

How did the monk learn to make bread? He found the knead for God.

What do you call a group of animals who believe in reincarnation? The purr-gatory.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? She had an egg-cellent voice.

What do you call a religious candy? Holy Rollers.

How do you organize a space party for religious leaders? You planet of worship.

Why did the nun go to the baseball game? She heard they had a lot of fans.

What did the grape say after the monk stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.

What do you call a priest who becomes a stand-up comedian? A jokester of the cloth.

Why did the ghosts go to church? To worship in the haunted chapel.

What do you call a nun who skydives on weekends? Sister In-The-Air.

Why couldn't the chicken join the religious debate? It had too many fowl points.

What do you call a religious baker? A pie-thagorean theorem.

Why was the pineapple so spiritual? It had a lot of soul.

What's a vampire's favorite religious holiday? Fangsgiving.

Why did the scarecrow convert to a religion? He wanted to be outstanding in his field.

What did the grape say after getting baptized? Sweet Jesus!