What's a nun's favorite part about a baseball game? The seventh-inning psalm.

Why did the Dalai Lama apply for a job at the art store? He wanted to find inner peace.

What do you call a magic spell cast by a nun? A holy hex.

Why do ghosts avoid churches? They can't handle the holy spirits.

What's a priest's favorite snack? Pray-zels.

Why don't trees go to church? They already have their roots in spirituality.

What do you call a religious insect? A pray-mantis.

Why did the Buddhist refuse to vacuum the house? He didn't want to cause any attachments to arise.

What do you call a Sikh man's beekeeping business? The Sikh hive.

Why do monks always carry umbrellas? In case of prayer showers.

What did the pastor say to the vegetable garden? Lettuce pray for a bountiful harvest.

How do you organize a space mission for priests? You plan-et.

What do you get when you plant kisses? Tulips.

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!

I told a chemistry joke in church, but I didn't get a reaction.

Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to church? To take his preaching to a higher level.

Did you hear about the praying mantis who always said grace before meals?

Heaven and hell decided to have a football match. The game was tied, until the Devil won by a prayer.