What did the pastor say to the farmer? Let us spray.

Why did the spiritual chicken cross the road? To get to the other prayer group.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a priest? Frosty the Confessor.

Why did the skeleton go to church? To repent for his past sins.

Why did the vegan go to the church picnic? To hear the gospel of seitan.

Did you hear about the gossiping nun? She had a bad habit.

Why did the monk refuse to eat lemons? Because they were too sour to be holy.

What did the preacher say to the broken vending machine? Change comes from within.

Why don't angels eat after midnight? They don't want to develop halos.

Why did the priest go to the pet store? To get a Saint Bernard.

What do you call a spiritual energy drink? Nehigh-sta.

What do you call a bear that knows the Bible well? A grizzly theologian.

Why did the frog go to church? He wanted to repent for his froggy ways.

What do you get when you cross a pastor and a pickle? A sweet and sour sermon.

Why did the preacher carry a mirror? To practice his sermon and reflect on it.

What did the grape say after the church service? Let us wine and dine.

Why did the choir singer go to jail? He was caught stealing hearts with his voice.

How does a penguin build his church? Igloos it together.

What do you call a group of apes singing hymns? Monkey-chants.

Why did the monk meditate with his shoes on? He wanted to contemplate his sole.

How did the computer programmer fix his computer? He prayed to the IT guy.