Why do monks always carry a map? In case they get lost in prayer.

What do you call a holy cow? A 'moo'-nastic.

Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? He floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.

Why couldn't the bicycle make it to church? It lost its balance and fell out of grace.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a preacher? A ham preacher.

Why did the Bible start skipping? It couldn't find the verse.

What do you call a group of singing angels? A choir of cherubs.

Why did the skeleton go to church? To repent for his body's sins.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a priest? A man of cold faith.

Why did the math book attend church? It wanted to be closer to its higher power.

What do you call a religious dinosaur? A theologystegosaurus.

Why do elephants make good priests? They have a large congregation.

What game do rabbits play in church? Hopscotch.

Why did the baseball player go to church? To practice his 'holy' swing.

What do you call a sleepwalking priest? A roamin' Catholic.

Why do vampires go to church? They love a good 'sun'day service.

What do you call a sheep who leads the church choir? A baa-pton.

Why don't skeletons go to church? They don't have the guts to attend.

Why did the chicken go to church? It was trying to hatch a good idea.

What do you call a religious cell phone? A blessing in disguise.

Why did the ghost attend church? He was trying to exorcise some spirits.