Why do ghosts never make good priests? They have no body to hold the spirit.

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? It had the best pecking order.

What do you get when you cross a priest and a rocket scientist? A rocket propelled sermon.

Why did the grape go to church? To become a raisin in the congregation.

How did the atheist software engineer die? He had no faith in the system.

Why did the ghost stay at the church overnight? It wanted some spiritual rest.

What did the preacher say when the church caught fire? 'Let us pray.'

Why did the preacher always carry a ladder? To reach new heights in preaching.

What do you call a religious golfer? A hole-in-one believer.

Why did the sailor join the church? He wanted to be a choir seaman.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion at the farm? It was outstanding in its acre.

How did the mathematician solve religious problems? With divinity by zero.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roaming Catholic.

Why was the beehive so religious? It was buzzing with faith.

Why did the nun bring a ladder to church? She heard the service was going to be uplifting.

How does a priest listen to music? On the praylist.

Why do bees go to church? To beehive themselves.

What do you call a religious owl? A 'wholly' bird.

Why did the pastor get a job at the bakery? He heard they kneaded him.

What do you call a religious football player? A 'pray'-receiver.