Why can't you play Uno with a group of nuns? They already have a habit of skipping.

Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words.

Why did the chicken go to church? To poultry in prayer.

Why did the vampire go to church? He heard they had a coffin for him.

What do you call a nun who is also a comedian? A funny sister.

What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A cross-examiner.

Why did the ghost attend church? To exorcise its demons.

What do you call a religious chicken? A Bible.

Why did the skeleton go to church? To repent for its skin-ful past.

What do you call a holy cow? A moo-nk.

Why did the psychic priest go bankrupt? He didn't see it coming.

What do you call a nun who is a gardener? Sister Snapdragon.

Why did the pastor switch to decaf? He wanted to give up the holy grounds.

What do you call a singing priest? A choirboy.

Why did the monk refuse to smile? He was trying to keep a straight faith.

Why was the church gossip always successful? She had a pray-see reputation.

What do you call a nun with a sense of humor? Holy moly.

Why did the rabbi bring a ladder to church? To reach new heights in spirituality.

What do you call a nun in space? A flying nun.

What do you call a priest who is also a rapper? MC Vest-ments.

Why did the pastor start a garden? He wanted to put down some Holy Roots.