Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church? He heard the service was going to be uplifting!

Why did the nun go to the baseball game? She heard the pitcher had a wicked curveball!

Why did the pastor carry a microphone? He wanted to spread the good word!

Why don't they play cards in the ark? Because Noah was always standing on the deck!

How do we know that elephants are not allowed in the Vatican? They're afraid of little peanuts!

Why did the atheist throw a party? Because he found out he had nothing to lose!

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to church? To take his congregation to a higher level!

What do you call a holy man who's also a detective? Sherlock Gnomes!

Why did the spiritual yogi refuse novocaine during his root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication!

How does a Jewish mother change a light bulb? She calls it broken and it changes itself!

Why did the priest go to the baseball game? He heard they would be serving some good 'cross' buns!

What do you call an elevator in a church? A stairway to heaven!

Why was the nun fired from the brewery? She couldn't resist the temptation of brewing habits!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite with fangs!

Why don't demons play hide and seek with angels? Because good always prevails!

How does a skeleton say grace before dinner? 'Bone' Appetit!

Why did the preacher go to the dentist? To improve his sermon delivery!

How do angels communicate? By sending heavenly texts!

Why did Noah bring a pair of hippos on the ark? He heard they were good at preaching water sermons!

Why was the pastor afraid of algebra? He didn't want to divide the congregation!

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication!