What do you call a religious bear? A prayer bear.

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to church? To reach the highest spiritual level.

Why did the Zen master refuse novocaine at the dentist? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the scarecrow become a religious leader? Because he was outstanding in his field of faith.

Why do monks live long lives? Because they know how to make time stand still.

Why did the choir group go to the airport? They heard they could catch a high note.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite with a bite.

Why did the church take up gardening? They wanted to plant a seed of faith.

Why couldn't the bicycle find inner peace? It was two tired to meditate.

What did the nun say to the penguin? 'God bless you.'

Why did the priest bring a ladder to the sermon? To take his congregation to new heights.

What do you call a praying mantis in church? A praying mantis.

Why did the skeleton go to church? To find some body to share the good news with.

Why did the pastor keep a ladder in the church? To take his congregation to new heights.

What do you call a nun who's always late? Sister Bethigh

Why did the sheep go to church? To find the shepherd who will lead them to greener pastures!

What do you call a holy comedian? A reverend fun!

Why did the tomato turn to religion? It wanted to ketchup with its spiritual side!

Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church? To take his congregation to a higher level!

Why couldn't Jonah trust the ocean? Because he knew there was something fishy about it!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire hunter? Frostbite!