Why don't they play hide and seek in the Vatican? Because good priests are hard to find.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to church? In case he got a hole-in-one.

What's a priest's favorite type of humor? Heavenly puns.

What did the atheist say to the nun? 'I don't believe you!'

Why do monks like to meditate in the Himalayas? Because it's a high-altar place.

What do you call a holy cutting tool? A parish knife.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? Because it had good eggs-perience.

How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it.

Why did the priest go to the baseball game? He heard they had great pitchers.

Why did the Buddhist refuse the offer of an extra dessert? He wanted to avoid attachment to sweets.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a priest? Frostbite on Friday.

Why did the monk refuse to diet? He couldn't resist the temptation of the forbidden fruits.

Why don't chickens attend church services? They prefer to peck at their own food.

How did Noah keep his sandwiches dry on the ark? He used a lid on his ark-ward picnic basket.

Why did the yogi bring a bendy straw to meditation class? To practice mindful sipping.

Why was the math book in the church upset? It had too many problems.

Why did the Christian chicken join the church choir? He wanted to make a joyful noise.

How does a priest keep his robe wrinkle-free? Holy ironing.

Why did the bishop throw a phone at the priest? To invoke a calling.

What's the pope's favorite type of music? Gregorian chants.

Why do monks prefer to exercise alone? They enjoy the sound of one hand clapping.