Why did the grape stop going to church? It couldn't handle the wine-ing.

Why did the chicken join the church choir? To get to the other psalm.

What do you call a priest on a motorbike? Rev-ving up for service.

Why did the nun go to the baseball game? She heard they were serving Holy Cow ice cream.

Why couldn't the bicycle find Jesus? It was two tired.

What do you call a group of singing Dolphins? A church choir.

Why couldn't the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the pastor get a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough.

What do you call a fruit that is religious? A mango-lican.

Why was the math book so religious? It had too many problems to solve.

Why don't demons like to play hide and seek? They always get found out.

Why did the lettuce go to church? To hear the salad-mony.

Why did the snowman go to church? He heard the carolers were cool.

How do you know if Adam and Eve were the first computer users? They had an Apple in the garden.

Why did Noah have to start a gardening business? He had two of every plant.

Why did the cow join the religious order? She wanted to be a mooslim.

Why do vampires always carry a Bible? In case they see a cross.

Why did the grape stop in church? It was tired of wine-ing all the time.

What do you get when you cross a baker and a priest? Holy bread.

Why was the football coach so religious? He always had a good sermon.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.