Why don't chefs like Lent? They prefer to use a little more seasoning.

What did the Bible say to the belt? You hold me up when I'm feeling low.

What do you call a religious car like a Tesla? Ecclesi-tesla.

Why did the tomato go to church? It wanted to ketchup on its prayers.

What do you call a nun who loves to sing? A holy roller.

How did the computer quit the monastery? It had too many windows open.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they'd be bagels!

Why didn't the pirate become a priest? He couldn't find his doubloons.

What do you call a praying mantis in a church? A priest mobile.

Why did the astronaut join the religious sect on Mars? He was seeking spiritual expansion.

What do you call a religious cow's home? A mooo-seum.

Why did the math teacher become a nun? She wanted to expiate her sins in fractions.

Why did the pastor have bad breath? Because he always had halitosis.

What do you call a group of musical animals in church? A choir of angels.

How do angels communicate with each other? They use a halo-phone.

Why did the rabbi go to the gym? To work on his temple.

What did the preacher say to the Pokemon trainer? Gotta convert 'em all!

Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during root canal surgery? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to church? To help him reach new heights in his preaching.

What do you get when you mix holy water with castor oil? A religious movement.

Why was the belt so holy? It held up the pants of a saint.