What do you call a spiritual get-together at the beach? A sand-itation.

Why don't saints ever go running? They're too busy walking on water.

How did the nun fix the broken chair? She used a little prayer glue.

Why don't pastors ever get lost? They always have a good moral compass.

What do you call a mischievous nun? A holy terror.

Why was the priest a great driver? They always stayed in the right lane.

How did the pastor fix a leaky roof? With a little divine ceiling repair.

Why did the yoga instructor go to church? To find inner peace through prayer.

What do you call a nun who is a good driver? A virgin driver.

Why do monks love social media? Because they're always looking for new followers.

What do you call a holy website? A webstern.

Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church? To help him reach new heights in his sermon.

What do you call a group of singing priests? A choir-ropractor.

Why did the Buddhist refuse to vacuum? He didn't want to suck up any living beings.

What do you call a dog at a church service? A retrieving believer.

Why was the choir director always so calm? He had a lot of hymn-terior peace.

Did you hear about the nun who opened a bakery? She made holy bread.

Why did the nun bring a ladder to the prayer room? She heard the service was going to be uplifting.

Why did the pastor start a plant nursery? To help grow his congregation.

What did the priest say when he sneezed? 'God bless me!'

Why don't Buddhists ever get sick? They have good karma.