Why don't some horses go to church? They already have a strong 'neigh'borhood of support.

What's a nun's favorite game? Holy bingo.

Why do angels never get lost? They always have divine direction.

How do you make a tissue pray? Put a little 'boo'gie in it.

Why did the Pope switch cars? His holy roller needed an upgrade.

How does a priest keep his garden lush? With lots of 'pray'sing.

What do you call a pastor who plays guitar? A strum in the lord.

Why was the pastor a fan of fishing? He loved reeling in 'holy mackerel'.

What do you call a line of nuns? A 'habit'rail.

Why did the preacher buy a boat? He needed a 'prayer' drifting away solution.

Why do vampires never get lost? They have great drain directions.

How does a vampire get his mail? By bat-post.

Why did the pastor wear a snorkel to church? He wanted to dive into the scriptures.

What's a nun's favorite candy? Holy-licious treats.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A baa-nde.

Why did the vampire always carry an umbrella? He was nocternalistic.

Why did the priest become a beekeeper? He wanted more 'holy honey'.

How do you convert a computer to Christianity? You baptize it in holy 'Ctrl'.

Why did the pastor become a magician? He wanted to pull some 'disappearing sins'.

Why do angels make great therapists? They are very understanding beings.

What's a nun's favorite pet? A 'pray'rakeet.