What do you call a priest who's also a biker? A holy roller.

What do you call a priest who becomes a magician? A holy illusionist.

Why was the pastor a bad gardener? He kept losing church members.

What did the nun say to the ATM? 'God bless this withdraw.'

Why did the nun bring a ladder to the prayer circle? To raise her spirits.

What do you get when you cross a nun and a baker? A holy roll.

Why did the monk go to the comedy club? He wanted to find inner peace through laughter.

What do you get when you cross a pastor and a chef? A minister of meals.

Why did the bishop bring a boat to church? To preach about walking on water.

What do you call a nun who only eats ice cream? Sister Scoop.

Why did the priest start a cleaning business? For the love of scrub.

What do you call a nun at the batting cages? Sister Swing.

Why did the pastor carry extra batteries to church? For a stronger spiritual charge.

What did the nun say to the exorcist? 'Devil, you better ex-it!'.

Why couldn't the astronaut find his Bible in space? It was lost in orbit.

What do you call a nun who grows flowers? Sister Rose.

Why did the monk refuse to vacuum the monastery? He didn't want to disturb the dust of the saints.

How does the Pope communicate with the astronauts? He uses space ecclesiasticals.

Why did the skeleton go to church? He heard they had a bone-afide service.

Why did the preacher always bring a camera to church? He wanted to capture the holy moments.

What's a priest's favorite kind of tea? Purify-me.