Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
Why do monks always carry an umbrella? In case of bad karma rain.
Why did the rabbi bring a ladder to the synagogue? He wanted to get in touch with the high holidays.
Why was the pastor's garden so lush? He had a special connection to the heavens.
Why do priests make great comedians? They have a captive congregation.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a parrot? A copycat.
Why don't some fish celebrate Christmas? They're Jewish.
What do you call a holy dinosaur? A dino-mite.
What do you call a priest who becomes a magician? A prestidigitator.
Why did the banana go to heaven? Because it had a-peel.
Why was the choir criticized by the church roof? They raised the roof too much.
What do you call a priest in space? Father Gravity.
What do you call a nun who is a rapper? Sister Act-ion.
Why did the computer go to church? It had a byte of the holy spirit.
Why did the tofu go to church? To have a little soy-cial interaction.
How does a priest stay in shape? He exercises his demons.
Why did the mummy go to church? He heard they had a wrap service.
What's a priest's favorite type of humor? Preachy jokes.
Why did the chicken join a religious cult? It wanted to be a broaster.
Why did the atheist go to church? To borrow some faith-based initiatives.
Why did the pastor carry scissors? To cut sermon time short.
Why couldn't the bicycle find God? It was two-tired.