Why did the pastor bring his dog to church? To have a bark with the congregation.

Why did the nun become a gardener? She wanted to grow in faith.

What do you call a nun who is always lost? A sinner-gizer bunny.

Why did the monk bring a mirror to church? To reflect on his sins.

Why couldn't the math teacher use the internet? He kept getting too many pop-up denominators.

Why did the preacher sit on the clock during his sermon? He wanted to be on time with his message.

What do you call a duck in church? A quack-titioner.

Why did the ghost go to church? To find some inner-peace.

Why was the pastor good at basketball? He had great faith shots.

What do you call a cat who loves church hymns? A purr-ayer.

Why was the pastor always calm? He had a lot of psalms under his belt.

Why did the skeleton go to confession? To bury the hatchet.

What do you call a monkey who loves to pray? A chimp-monk.

Why was the pastor always on time? He lived by the Ten Command-ments.

Why did the priest use a computer in church? He wanted to check his parish emails.

What do you call a group of musical rabbits? A bunny choir.

Why did the pastor get a parking ticket? He was double-parked for forgiveness.

What do you call a cow who became a nun? Sister Bessie.

Why did the nun bring a map to church? She wanted to pray for direction.

What did the rabbi say to the pizza delivery guy? Keep the tip, I'm fasting.

Why did the cow go to space? To see the mooooon.